Burns so good! Produced water has a very unique and salty taste. With flavorful additions like isotopes and lead, and at least 10% trade-secret proprietary chemicals, produced water is an adventurous cocktail that, thanks to PFAS, stays with you a lot longer than normal boring water that rushes to leave your body. Soon, you’ll be able to try it just by turning on your tap, or jumping in your local waterways and just opening your mouth. The beautiful thing about water systems is that they’re so connected. That means when we sprinkle a little non-lethal* produced water into one river, it’ll find you!

Even though overly curious researchers looking for attention like to give it a bad rap, the U.S. Resource Conservation and Recovery Act (RCRA) exempts oil and gas waste (such as produced water) that’s rich with radioactive materials as hazardous waste. Thanks for asking!